Okay, the following made me laugh out loud:

Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they 

bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. 

Does this make me a bad person?

Excuse the brevity of this post.  It was not sent from my handheld, but it WAS sent from my parents’ house in San Diego where I’m on vacation and not inclined to spend much time on my computer.