My posts will be short and sweet, sort of a demented writer’s diary. Stream of consciousness while I’m taking breaks from figuring out how many different ways to describe various sexual and sensual scenes without getting a: bored or b: boring.
Do manhoods really throb?
How much fire can one nether-region generate?
And how many different words are there for genetalia of both genders without being twee or too crass?
I mean…love button? Manly staff/rod/member? All throbbing, of course.
My reading research has brought to light that male genetalia throbs when the sexual tension is high, whilst females tend to pulse. Heat surges into groins willy nilly and nipples harden into buds. The phrase ‘her nipples stabbed into his chest’ brought a giggle from me. I mean…ouch!
Don’t get me wrong; I’m having a blast writing my various Ravenous Romance novels and I do think I’ve managed to create some sexy and well written erotic AND romantic stuff. I’ve also read quite a few excellent and arousing stories and novels.
But stabbing nipples? Very James Bond villainess if you ask me.
For the record, one of the most erotic scenes ever filmed is the first kiss between Cora and Nathanial in LAST OF THE MOHICANS. And unfortunately for all you men out there, Nathanial also set our expectations for devotion fairly high. I mean, we all want a guy who will fight his way through scads of blood-thirsty Hurons to save us from being slaughtered JUST in the nick of time, looking really sexy and hot (and with great hair!) at the same time. Right, ladies? I know I do!
Back to the land of erect…well…everything. 🙂
Too bad there’s no Porn Thesaurus…
Do manhoods really throb?
Yes. Trust me on this one.
How much fire can one nether-region generate?
Hmm – one helluvalot?
And how many different words are there for genetalia of both genders without being twee or too crass?
Ah – suggest have your Thesaurus up and proceed with deliberation (smile)
Sounds like a sexy book coming up, Zeez – can’t wait to read it!
LOL, Dana. Love your humor!
Of course male genitalia only throb for the living. Male vampires have a bit of a problem there, as both Anne Rice and Laurell Hamilton assure us. (Is fo, why is Stoker’s Dracula usually described as “an oral anal, all-in sexual wrestling match”? Is a puzzelment, Precious, yes it is!!!)
Zombies obviously don’t have to worry about this. Their just HUNGRY!
ZOmbies tend to lose their pieces parts rather quickly, Jack, either in the first attack or as the rot sets in… Can we hear an ‘euwww?’ 🙂
Thank you, Jean!
Dave, too true…
MM, thank you for the answers to my questions! 🙂
Actually, I think you could find a porn thesaurus. There are definitely slang/profanity dictionaries out there. Maybe try the Panlexicon?
Hey, and I’m surprised you didn’t mention “the cream.” Ick. Ick. Ick.
I didn’t wanna mention the cream ’cause I do like a lot about the writer’s work OTHER than that… I will try the Panlexicon!
LOL @ all the throbbing manhoods and stabbing fembot nipples. If there isn’t already a Porn Thesaurus, there needs to be one! Sure, it’s a niche market, but…
Oooh! She said “Fembots”!!!!!
I see it’s really a challenge to figure out how to describe how those naughty parts react in ways that other authors haven’t already described them.
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I don’t know about the other stuff…
but now I’m going to have to watch “the Last of the Mohicans” again. And only because of that “kiss.” I must’ve missed that earth shattering filmic moment. I’ll blame it on the xtra large soda and a trip to the bathroom.
I just edited a novel with a love scene in which the protags quote The Song of Psalms (or Solomon) to each other – the hottest part of the bible without question. It’s one of the coolest love scenes ever and hotter than hot. Sizzle!
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hilarious!