I have been taking a well-deserved break from…well…everything except felines, work and my WIP for the last week, but it’s time to get back into the swing of things and start blogging again.
I recently read a novel in which this sentence was used: “He kissed me with his lips.” Needless to say (but I really NEED to say it!), my first thought was “Well, what the heck else would he kiss her with?”
So I saw my 3 year old niece, G, a couple weeks ago. Let me just interject that my niece is an abnormally bright kid, beautiful and perfect in every way. No, I am not biased. At any rate, my sis-in-law told me an anecdote where G pooted and said, “My butt blew a kiss!”
Not only was this one of the funniest things I’ve heard from anyone, let alone a kid, but it also answered my question above.
Did I mention I love my niece? 🙂
Oh yes, the butt can kiss. Butt it is a fart in comparison to a lip kiss.
Is THAT what “butt-kissing” is all about?
Glad you’re returning to life, however slowly. Sorry about the uncouth question but, after all, what else can one expect from an “old fart”?
Glad your niece is so bright and beautiful, as well as able to come up with the a propos remark. LOL. 😉
Marvin, Marvin, Marvin…. groan!!!! 🙂
Jack, she is…well, she’s a very special kid. I adore her. And I’m still cracking up over the kiss blowing thing…
lmao. There is also the Glaswegian kiss which one does with the forehead at high speed.
LOL!!! Adele, I’d forgotten about the Glasgow kiss! heeeee… He kissed me with his foreheard. HAH!!!
Ha Ha..I’m laughing and laughing..good to see you back blogging!
Thanks, Ail! That’s short for Ailurophile, y’know. 🙂
Out of the lips of kids. (g)
Morgan Mandel
http://morganmandel.blogspot.com
Heh…. Morgan, so true!
Did I know you had a brother?
haha! hilarious!