Hee hee…the other day I received the following email from a friend of mine whom I met via Homepage of the Dead. We email occasionally, usually with advice and/or observations on how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse.
Oh, there WILL be one. Oh yes. And all of you scoffers will be sorry you didn’t figure out how to fortify your house when the time comes…
Anyway, I got this email and it cracked me up.
I wouldn’t bother you so soon but just saw your performance in Republican Party these days. Either that of she’s the one behind the disorder in the ranks of the D.P. Fifth columnist for the maybe. Or maybe she’s just head of organized crime now that the “old Mustache Pete’s” are out of the way.) Whatever she is she’ll make the most of it.. I have to admit it was loads of fun. My only complaint is that the merciless one is still alive and in fairly good condition at film’s end. I doubt the guys who arrested her kept her long. I doubt if they are even alive. (Hell she’s probably in charge of the
Or maybe she’s the one who ordered the zombie virus spread by the two doofuses during your airport adventure. It would be just like her, right down to hiring the iriots who coulld have easily bungled the job. Or perhaps she intended to get rid of them as well. Her associates did seem to be on the expendible side.
I’d better stop before I become paranoid in my (relative) old age.
It was fun watching you chew the scenery especially knowing you a bit better through the Den. Just hope I never get on your bad side. Curette scares the hell out of me.
Enjoy yourself as much as you can. And if Whacky Professor Guy gives you any more trouble just let Curette out of the closet. He’ll probably leave you alone after that.
You will have noted the zombie references, I hope. Now Curette is the name of the character I played in this truly horrific movie, Princess Warrior. To find out more about it (and get more insight on why Jack’s email cracked me up, allow me to share a bit of my shameful past as a C movie actress. Click on the link, go to the bottom of the page and look for the words: ‘Dana’s jaded past as an actress.’
Back to the novel…