I did a series of posts last year on the wacky spam comments I get in my blog moderation queue. Most were the equivalent of something translated from Chinese to English and then back to Chinese again. I never approved the comments, but I did cut and paste them into blog posts.
I received one today on my Day Fourteen – Writing Excerpt post (thoughtfully linked here in case you haven’t read it) that cracked me up so much it made it easy for me to decide what Day Twenty would hold. Prepare to be bloodless and all-a-quiver!
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